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Köln is a 2015 jazz album by Marshall Gilkes and the WDR Big Band. It earned the artists a nomination for the Grammy Award for Best Large Jazz Ensemble Album.
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The 1st District of the Iowa House of Representatives in the state of Iowa. It is currently composed of part of Woodbury County.
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Bryntirion is a heritage-listed detached house at 287 Wickham Terrace, Spring Hill, City of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It was designed by James Furnival for Edward Barton Southerden and built in 1861 with subsequent extensions. It was added to the Queensland Heritage Register on 17 December 1993.
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