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Lady Helen Olga Hay, widely known as Lady Olga Maitland, is a British journalist, author, and Conservative politician. She served as the Member of Parliament for Sutton and Cheam from 1992 to 1997 and has been involved in defence advocacy and international business development.
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Naba Kumar Saraniya alias Heera Saraniya, also spelled as Heera Sarania and Hira Sarania, alias Naba Deka is an Indian politician who was serving as the Member of parliament, Lok Sabha representing the Kokrajhar constituency in Assam from 2014 to 2019 as an Independent Candidate and since 2019 as a member of Gana Suraksha Party. He won by the highest margin ever recorded in polls in Assam and as an independent candidate in the history of Lok Sabha elections. He is also the founder and president of Gana Suraksha Party since 2019. Earlier, Saraniya was the commander of the 709 battalion of ULFA. He was said to be one of the most dreaded militants in Assam.
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