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Solnik Point is a rocky point projecting 550 m from the northwest coast of Low Island in the South Shetland Islands, Antarctica. Forming the south side of the entrance to Kazichene Cove. Situated 4.1 km southwest of Cape Wallace and 11.15 km north of Cape Garry.
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