{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
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