{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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